Privet my fellow comrad! Today we will conquer the galaxy with your own private armada of dancing Slavs Now you may ask, how we get all the dancing gopniks? Well, you recruit Slavs with loads of top quality Vodka. And with your newly trained fierce Armada, you take over the entire world. Very simple, my friend! Your faithful Slavs will even squat for you when you're sleeping! We'll be looking forward for your services, comrade!